To see the original Odd Words Ode, click HERE - for anyone who is curious to know what needed translating! Hehehe...
A hairy buttock'd hound with a dose of delusional madness,
I’m still a dreamer with a love of wisdom.
I’m not covered in scales, or given to ticks,
but divination from bones of sacrificed fish is one of my tricks,
as I bend over at a sharp angle to contemplate my navel -
(I guess folks will wonder what the heck that is?)
I am known for philanthropy rather than love.
So I pray any Fist Footer who’s sent from above,
will be no shrewd, unprincipled person, but a good friend of mine.
Otherwise, why bother wasting my time?
I’m not covered in scales, or given to ticks,
but divination from bones of sacrificed fish is one of my tricks,
as I bend over at a sharp angle to contemplate my navel -
(I guess folks will wonder what the heck that is?)
I am known for philanthropy rather than love.
So I pray any Fist Footer who’s sent from above,
will be no shrewd, unprincipled person, but a good friend of mine.
Otherwise, why bother wasting my time?
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